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Posted by ayshay 5 years, 11 months ago
+5 | +5 / -0

Good movie funny but has a lot of jewishes stereotypes against Arabs, Mr Sandler is being too "Jewshing" here ;)

Posted by provostg 6 years, 1 month ago
+4 | +4 / -0

Kinda dumb potty humor not one of his bests. 2/5

Posted by D_life 6 years, 1 month ago
+4 | +4 / -0

so Israelians are super smart heroes and Arabs dumb angry idiots ? funny but Raciest as hell ^__^ ..... 7/10

Posted by UbSeN 7 years, 5 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

It was alright. Not the best comedy of the year, but it has moments of funny. It's more stupid-funny than witty-funny. I rated this a 5.6/10.

Posted by emogurl0216 7 years, 9 months ago
+4 | +7 / -3

dis movie is so funny!!!!!

Posted by Ebn687 5 years, 6 months ago
+3 | +5 / -2

I know I might get crap for this but i really don't care. Don't get my wrong I love Adam Sandler but this was the stupidest piece of crap i have ever seen. This was a terrible movie 1/10, had to be said by somebody.

Posted by michealval 7 years, 2 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

this is a bad movie

Posted by TheBrood 7 years, 10 months ago
+3 | +6 / -3

LOL...5/5

Posted by vanili 8 months ago
+2 | +3 / -1

This was hilarious!! Love Adam Sandler. 4/5

Posted by Aicle 5 years ago
+2 | +2 / -0

This movie is so stupid but I can't help but like it.

Posted by ChanceRox 5 months ago ( Edited 5 months ago )
+1 | +1 / -0

This was hilarious!! Love Adam Sandler. 4/5 yes I'm copying Sara on this one :)

Posted by EyeCandy8701 3 years, 2 months ago
+1 | +4 / -3

Very boring movie, didn't like this Adam Sandler flick

Posted by ishypup 3 years, 8 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

zohan looks like my father...

Posted by demona159 4 years, 8 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

its ok , u know no one made a smart comedy, but the accent was just terrible :P

Posted by raidmar 4 years, 11 months ago
+1 | +2 / -1

i've seen Sandler in so much better than this.this just above par for me.6/10

Posted by Sitizakiah 5 years, 1 month ago
+1 | +2 / -1

Apart from Adam Sandler's genius,idiotic humour,i LOVE the moral of the story. LOVE conquers ALL! The unity between Zohan & Phantom was a huge unexpected surprise..and the fact ALL was peaceful in the end has a nice touch to the movie....!

Posted by Qaisar 5 years, 2 months ago
+1 | +2 / -1

It is not one of Adam Sandler's best films, but it's still enjoyable.. contains mostly sight gags and juvenile humour. It's not a great film but it's funny, stupid and entertaining.

Posted by kindalike 5 years, 3 months ago
+1 | +3 / -2

This was a great film, it shows how 2 Races that think very much same can join forces for the greater good( the enemy of my enemy is my fried). I think it was taking the piss out of the Jewish persuasion more than the Arabs. Really really funny, def worth watching more than once. 9/10***

Posted by malaysiaboy 5 years, 4 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

Really good n hilarious movie. Nothing is serious in the movie bt very entertaining. I think tis is 1 of Sandler's best . Each scene n every actor hv funny lines n Roy Schneider's role was really funny.

Posted by 0009000 5 years, 5 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

I find it stupid, it has its good moments tho

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