HA!!!!!!!

this is how I think of myself, punk rock dog and all.

I knew that.

My wee dog is the friendliest tail-waggingest pupper out there, and I have a really nice turquoise collar with shiny silver spikes for him so he looks a bit tougher. I always warn people about how he is a vicious attack dog, but nobody ever believes me.

this my reality, punk rock dog can’t be seen with me.

I sing the Tainted Love chorus 3 times to be sure….lelz…Don’t touch me please!….

I promise nothing.

That’s a good one, Octo! I’ve decided to leave the name thing alone for now. Do u think Echo is easy enough? Jade. Octo. Echo. Sounds like military/police alphabet (what IS that called?)…

phonetic alphabet

Annoying. It’s called annoying :-P

Lima Echo Lima Zulu

I did actually know it backwards and forwards once, though, and felt a bit cock-proud of myself for that. I was young.

Oh Gawd!! What now?!?! =)

But really, this is my favorite kind of invitation. I thrive on worry and fear. ;D

He may be upset that he is alerted to you the evil postal worker and you have ignored her pleas and accepted their propaganda into your home.

You, you who smiled when you’re in pain
You who soldiered through the profane
They were distracted and shut down
So why, why would you talk to me at all
Such words were dishonorable and in vain
Their promise as solid as a fog
And where was your watchman then
I’ll be your keeper for life as your guardian
I’ll be your warrior of care, your first warden
I’ll be your angel on call, I’ll be on demand
The greatest honor of all as your guardian
You, you in the chaos feigning sane
You who has pushed beyond what’s humane
Them as the ghostly tumbleweed
And where was your watchman then
I’ll be your keeper for life as your guardian
I’ll be your warrior of care, your first warden
I’ll be your angel on call, I’ll be on demand
The greatest honor of all as your guardian
Now no more smiling mid crest fall
No more managing unmanageables
No more holding still in the hailstorm
Now enter your watch woman
I’ll be your keeper for life as your guardian
I’ll be your warrior of care, your first warden
I’ll be your angel on call, I’ll be on demand
The greatest honor of all as your guardian

fucking….agreed.

I fucking love you, Jade….and I fucking love this image….thanks girl.

Right on little sister! Love you too <3

Thank You!

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