HA!!!!!!!

this is how I think of myself, punk rock dog and all.

I knew that.

My wee dog is the friendliest tail-waggingest pupper out there, and I have a really nice turquoise collar with shiny silver spikes for him so he looks a bit tougher. I always warn people about how he is a vicious attack dog, but nobody ever believes me.

this my reality, punk rock dog can’t be seen with me.

I sing the Tainted Love chorus 3 times to be sure….lelz…Don’t touch me please!….

I promise nothing.

That’s a good one, Octo! I’ve decided to leave the name thing alone for now. Do u think Echo is easy enough? Jade. Octo. Echo. Sounds like military/police alphabet (what IS that called?)…

phonetic alphabet

Annoying. It’s called annoying :-P

Lima Echo Lima Zulu

I did actually know it backwards and forwards once, though, and felt a bit cock-proud of myself for that. I was young.

Oh Gawd!! What now?!?! =)

But really, this is my favorite kind of invitation. I thrive on worry and fear. ;D

He may be upset that he is alerted to you the evil postal worker and you have ignored her pleas and accepted their propaganda into your home.