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The Auschwitz Report (2021)
PurpleCrayon 0 points 1 month ago.

Tracking down the following releases:

The Auschwitz Report (2021) 720p WEB-DL AC3 5.1 x264 with English Subtitles

The Auschwitz Report (2021) WEBRip H264 with English Subtitles

Rushed (2021)
PurpleCrayon 1 points 1 month ago.

When You Think The Rough Draft Is Good Enough….

Rushed is a film that is the rough draft of what could have possibly been, had this film had competent professionals who could recognize this is not a finished product - just a half-baked lasagna that needs more time.

Siobhan Fallon Hogan, who has proven to be a master in her class as an accomplished actress, seems to have not much industry support for this project that she wrote and produced(with the assistance of her family and Robert Patrick).

I would really like the Hogan family and their Emerald Caz Productions to take Rushed and flesh it out into a Lifetime series, or go more adult and darker with other streaming sources, and turn this project into a platform that truly exposes the subject matter. A Rushed series would allow Siobhan Fallon Hogan to expound much more deeply her writing and allow the Hogans(and Robert Patrick) more opportunity to fine tune their production skills, so that other Emerald Caz Productions project can feel more polished and defined.

Jerk (2019)
PurpleCrayon 1 points 2 months ago.

Don’t you dare watch any episode of Jerk until you understand Tim Renkow. Tim Renkow is a comedian, writer and previous Olympic Decathlon athlete representing good ‘ol GB. Tim has written all the episodes of Jerk, he’s responsible for most of the camera operation and even paid the entire crew with funds from his fortune. You must watch BBC Comedy Feeds-A Brief History of Tim before watching Jerk. You must watch Bobby & Harriet Get Married before watching Jerk. The type of comedy Tim Renkow represents places himself at the center of the punchline not just for laughs but to also make a tragic point. If what type of comedy Tim is trying to convey is unsettling to you, then Mr. Renkow has completed his mission. There is a reason why experienced accomplished folk such as Stu Richards and Lorraine Bracco are onboard with Tim for a reason - and it works. I’m just looking forward to the episodes with Idris Elba, in which he and Tim do some DJ work for some of the local pubs.

Marvel's M.O.D.O.K. (2021)
PurpleCrayon 4 points 5 months ago.

I can stand the stop-motion style, and Jon Hamm voicing Iron Man….but the writing is garbage, the humor is not original and non-existent and the sub-plot situations are a carbon copy of hundreds of below par sitcoms still being produced today. Yes this is Marvel Robot Chicken, but the content should be minimized to a Robot Chicken segment or a special 90 minute release every 3 years. I would prefer MARVEL and DISNEY kill off every character in this production(Iron Man’s already dead) and make it canon.

M.O.D.O.K. Is C.R.A.P.!.

Thor: End of Days (2020)
PurpleCrayon 0 points 9 months ago.

This is not a fan film but the 2nd full blown production of a story involving THOR, which dates back to God of Thunder (2015). These two films are exactly the same, story wise, just repackaged for a new audience. Every value of each production is poopy, worst than some fan films but better than watching paint dry. This film is in a long line of others being gobbled up by Invincible Entertainment Partners, for like $50.00 a piece. This is not a bad thing, as Invincible is filling a need of streaming services such as NETFLIX and AMAZON to fill their coffers with unlimited content. These films, such as Thor: End of Days, are exactly what they intend to be - low budget mindless entertainment to take your mind off of…..whatever. These Invincible films also carry big name stars, usually in their first roles, and will use just enough Title endowment and marketing to get your attention - even for a brief moment. Yeah, it’s free enterprise, so you keep going Invincible Entertainment Partners - keeping us entertained…..(JK)

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020)
PurpleCrayon 4 points 1 year ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm(BSM) Is A Slow Crawl To A Lame Punchline
BSM, also known as ‘HAH! We Get The Rudy’, is a ‘been there done that’ tale with less payoffs and laughs than the first BORAT. If you have followed the Press stories regarding this film……you have seen the film.

Dora Who Came from Highway (2019)
PurpleCrayon 1 points 1 year ago.

Dora The Explorer looking pretty rough in Estonia.

The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson (2019)
PurpleCrayon -1 points 1 year ago.

After HUNDREDS of releases in multiple languages in multiple countries regarding the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, that was 25 years ago, this putrid piece of film offers NOTHING. It is the untalented producers and directors(folk that require minimal experience and knowledge to get their accreditation) like these folk that stain the industry and make Lifetime movies look like Oscar contenders. Do not rent this film, do not purchase this film - if you participated in this film, do not include it on your resume(CV).

Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
PurpleCrayon -2 points 1 year ago.

This is a BLURRED release, so skip this garbage version
and wait a few more days for the real release.

Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood (2019)
PurpleCrayon -2 points 1 year ago.

-Hard coded Icelandic subtitles

The Quake (2018)
PurpleCrayon -1 points 1 year ago.

Does anyone have the Mar 19, 2019 Blu-ray release of The Quake?
This release has the English Dub of the film.

Lupt (2018)
PurpleCrayon 0 points 2 years ago.

They start experiencing strange things
after following the advice of their friend,
the cum psychiatrist.
What kind of shape-shifting pornography is this?

Bloodline (2019)
PurpleCrayon 0 points 2 years ago.

Is this the NC-17 rated version?

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
PurpleCrayon -1 points 2 years ago.

Get This Korean SUB shit outta here
-Duke Nukem

Driven (2019)
PurpleCrayon 0 points 2 years ago.

The link is pointing to the incorrect DRIVEN.

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