The Oldest Profession: A collection of sketches on prostitution through the ages. 1) "The Prehistoric Era": A caveman discovers that a cavewoman is more attractive when cave paint is applied to her face. And she can earn more seashells that way. 2) "Roman Nights": The Emperor goes out seeking a little nocturnal amusement, only to find that the high-priced, Oriental courtesan he hires is his wife, the Empress. 3) "Mademoiselle Mimi": In revolutionary France, Mimi finds that her client, the nephew of a marquis, is more interested in watching the guillotinings out her window than he is in going to bed. 4) "The Gay Nineties": When Nini discovers by accident that her antiquated customer is a banker, she pretends to be an honest woman who has fallen in love with him. She even pays him, just like a gigolo! 5) "Paris Today": Two girls pick up clients by driving around in a car, and then an ambulance. Police pull the vehicle over for speeding. 6) "Anticipation": Demetrius has just arrived on Earth from another galaxy. But the girl brought to him by the commissar, Hostess 703, is not a "physical love" girl; she's a "sentimental love" one, who only knows how to excite men with language.
|Ratings:||IMDB: N/A Metascore: N/A RT: N/A|
|Released:||April 07, 1967|
|Actors:||Albert Remy Anna Karina Catherine Samie Elsa Martinelli Enrico Maria Salerno France Anglade Francis Blanche Gabriel Gobin Gabriele Tinti Gastone Moschin Gerard Lartigau Giancarlo Cobelli Gianni Solaro Jacques Charrier Jacques Duby Jacques Marin Jacques Monod Jean Richard Jean-Claude Brialy Jean-Pierre Leaud Jeanne Moreau Laure Paillette Luigi Leoni Marcel Dalio Marilù Tolo Martin Held Michèle Mercier Nadia Gray Pierre Tornade Raquel Welch Siegfried Schürenberg Tilly Lauenstein|
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