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The Cottage: In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central...

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Ratings: IMDB: 6.2/10 Metascore: N/A RT: 72%
Released: March 14, 2008
Runtime: 92 mins
Genres: Comedy Thriller Horror Crime
Countries: UK
Director: Paul Andrew Williams
Actors: Andy Serkis Dave Legeno Doug Bradley Jennifer Ellison Johnny Harris Katy Murphy Reece Shearsmith Simon Schatzberger Steven Berkoff Steven O'Donnell

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Posted by Jupiterfly 7 months ago
+5 | +5 / -0

some great satire , the dialogue was so funny, you want to have a laugh & and some horror with a story this does it. a 5/5 for this genre .

Posted by Odie420 2 years, 1 month ago ( Edited 2 years, 1 month ago )
+4 | +4 / -0

Haha A Solid Horror Comedy. Twist and turns, back and forth. Very Enjoyable and one you should watch if your into these type of films. You really wont be disappointed. You could even almost lump this one in the same category with Severance or Shaun of the Dead. Quite the gem. Happy I came across it.

Posted by Rebel_J 1 year, 10 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

Good blending of comedy and horror, the main characters are fun and likable, the dialogue is hilarious and the film is just entertaining from start to finish.

Posted by lauranbvc 2 years, 1 month ago ( Edited 2 years, 1 month ago )
+3 | +3 / -0

Officially my new favourite horror flick. I came across it by pure luck, browsing through DVDs in my local shop. I didn't buy it because I'm cheap and lazy. I decided to watch anyway and I'll tell you something, I am going straight back down to purchase it and add to my collection. It was hilarious in parts, really plays around with dark humour. It kept me guessing, a quality any good film should have in order to succeed. It completely changed its plot half way through, which was so unbelievably random, I guess the writers got bored and watched a classic slasher and thought this could work! Underrated, low budget horror. 8/10 I hate moths too..

Posted by BrianTopp 9 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

A real good slasher horror/comedy.

Posted by tasgirl 1 year, 10 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

Love this movie!! Good horror and humour blend! The Brits are so good at this stuff

Posted by Kioku 2 years, 1 month ago
+2 | +2 / -0

This was funny and worth the watch. Don't let the beginning throw you off because it does pack a punch eventually. 4/5

Posted by MrJeep4x4 4 years, 7 months ago
+2 | +3 / -1

not bad movie, Jennifer Ellison is so hot, 10/10 b.c of her ;]

Posted by WI_SportsFan 5 years, 3 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

"We're in a creepy house, in the middle of no where. There's a trap door in the middle of the kitchen with a weird noise coming from underneath, WTF do you think is going to be down there?" Dark comedy with plenty of horror, the misfortune goes from bad to the worst imaginable. There's humor along the way, gore and even a development of sympathy for the 2 main characters. This movie is a bit twisted, but worth the watch for comedy/horror fans. 7/10

Posted by Colombiandro 5 years, 8 months ago
+2 | +3 / -1

It was a good british movie, def worth the watch, Thanks user:idroopedmyspoon for recommending it.

Posted by life77 5 years, 8 months ago ( Edited 5 years, 8 months ago )
+2 | +2 / -0

Packs some pretty good punches of horror and laughs. 4 stars

Posted by tomboz 2 years, 1 month ago
+1 | +1 / -0

This is hilarious. One of the best horror/funny movies I have ever seen.

Posted by raven13 2 years, 4 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

I thought this was pretty good, great acting job by the two brothers. There's also an extra scene after the credits. 3.5 out of 5.

Posted by saccie 3 years, 2 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

lol what a laugh, not too fond of ending but good movie :P 7/10

Posted by HeathyrW 3 years, 2 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

Seriously twisted and funny. Loved the cast as well. Must watch if you like silly gore 4/5

Posted by nappiwon 3 years, 3 months ago
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This was an incredible INCREDIBLE, Comedy-Horror with an amazing cast... 10/10

Posted by GooboyAllstar 4 years, 2 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

Alot better than I expected. Some parts pretty good. 3/5

Posted by mikey84 4 years, 5 months ago
+1 | +3 / -2

Good comedy slasher, defo worth a watch. 8/10

Posted by robchar 4 years, 6 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

this was not to bad, I expected to be a whole lot worse, but in the end it was somewhat watchable 1.5/5

Posted by Vamptasia 4 years, 6 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

I have never liked Horror mixedwith Comedy but because of the write up's I gave this one a go! I am so Glad I did. Great British Humor.

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