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Two and a Half Men: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

  • Currently 3.96/5
(2354 votes)
Ratings: IMDB: 7.2/10 Metascore: N/A RT: N/A
Released: September 22, 2003
Runtime: 30 mins
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Angus T Jones Ashton Kutcher Charlie Sheen Conchata Ferrell Holland Taylor Jon Cryer Marin Hinkle

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Posted by THEoneNonlyFOX 4 years, 9 months ago
+48 | +54 / -6

chuck lorres ego is far too big for him to ever get charlie back.the first episode had record high viewing figures coz everyone wanted to see how kutcher would do.since then the figures have been record lows(for the show)which shows you what a monumental f'up loore has really made.

Posted by Ace95 1 year, 7 months ago
+12 | +15 / -3

Charlie Sheen rules! It´s just not the same without him..

Posted by teaserdj 2 years, 1 month ago
+8 | +11 / -3

my fav tv show of all time..thats with charlie..nothing beats it

Posted by allyw713 4 years, 11 months ago
+7 | +14 / -7


Posted by Mizty 4 years, 11 months ago
+7 | +11 / -4

This show was great,not gonna be the same 'AT ALL' without Charlie! Its will suck so much now. I'll miss his humor :(

Posted by jmmathe 1 year, 6 months ago
+6 | +9 / -3

Great show, just wish they wouldn't of ditched Charlie Sheen...just didn't feel the same after he was gone, he was the key piece...and he was removed!

Posted by 1Yankee 4 years, 9 months ago
+6 | +8 / -2

I don't think they are going to make it. Charlie is sitting back laughing and saying "I told you so"!!!

Posted by HICE 4 years, 10 months ago
+6 | +8 / -2

its not the same

Posted by almarockstar 5 years, 4 months ago
+6 | +8 / -2

im on a drug its called charlie sheen

Posted by Rob_Apples 1 year, 5 months ago
+5 | +7 / -2

About time they put this dog to rest.

Posted by Rocker290 1 year, 6 months ago
+5 | +6 / -1

It started of decent when Kutcher took over but this last season has been garbage wrapped up and put in a microwave.

Posted by laddsarmy 4 years, 8 months ago
+5 | +5 / -0

if you cant get over charlie not being in the show no more stop watching it simple as that get over him he aint coming back and all we can do is make the best from this situation, i agree its not as good without charlie but its not terrible to watch with ashton in it. so far there have been 9 episodes and if ur still posting its not good and i hate it why have you watched so many with ashton in you muppetts get over the charlie sheen version if you cant go watch the re-runs.

Posted by latrice22 4 years, 11 months ago
+5 | +7 / -2

i not goin to watch now that charlie is not on it any more

Posted by SirEdward7 2 years, 9 months ago
+4 | +7 / -3

Went downhill since Charlie Sheen left. Ashton Kutcher overacts all his parts.

Posted by paulzpc 4 years, 9 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

wow all the bad comments..really I had decided that I would watch the new shows with some skepticism, thinking I like Ashton and I like Sheen ,they have to write some good shows right? I mean this show wrote itself week after week, there is still Berta and Alan and Jake, but THEN I watched this weeks episode and I could see that this still is two and half men only with Micheal Kelso ..I do think that they have a great direction with the show and I am going to watch to see where it goes..they still have Sheen in the Credits on the top ..funny, very funny.

Posted by alexwellpanetco 2 years, 2 months ago
+3 | +5 / -2

its more like 1 and a half men now

Posted by vinz2794 2 years, 9 months ago
+3 | +5 / -2

this show was legendary till the the time charlie was there . After charlie's death the show is only about a few gay men !!! till charlie was there .....10/10 after charlie was replaced by ashton kutcher ........6/10

Posted by uglyto 5 years, 1 month ago
+3 | +5 / -2

Charlie's over 40 and Ashton is like 12 or something man they're going to screw it up

Posted by kenXz 1 year, 4 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

yea ABOUT TIME...they put the dawg down!

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Posted by _Grim_reaper_ 1 year, 5 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

So many people complaining... Don't compare him to Charley, He is no Charley, he's doing the best he can Kutcher is actually doing a really good job considering the size of shoes he has to wear. I love charley to death but in the end he got fired for a reason.

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