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Vampires Suck: A spoof of vampire-themed movies.

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Ratings: IMDB: 3.5/10 Metascore: 18% RT: 5%
Released: August 18, 2010
Runtime: 82 mins
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Director: Jason Friedberg
Actors: Arielle Kebbel Charlie Weber Dave Foley David DeLuise Diedrich Bader Ike Barinholtz Jeff Witzke Ken Jeong Krystal Mayo Matt Lanter Michael C 'Mike' Allen Michelle Lang Mike Mayhall Nedal Yousef Nick Gomez Randal Reeder Ryan Glorioso

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Comment by chevy727 is hidden because it exceeded your tolerance threshold. ( ? ) [ Show/Hide Comment ]
Posted by chevy727 4 years, 7 months ago
+5 | +5 / -0

that was a fuckin funny movie 10/10

Posted by AshleyGirl1 3 years, 5 months ago
+4 | +5 / -1

This movie is good, i like the guy playing the Edward part more than the Edward in Twilight.

Posted by ladiiesparkz11 4 years, 7 months ago ( Edited 4 years, 7 months ago )
+4 | +4 / -0

the Edward in this movie is way hotter than the one in the real movie

Posted by Danielleex 2 years, 4 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

I have watched this movie already so much! But its just really awesome (: I dont get the people who hate on this, if you don't like it, don't watch it? anyways, really good movie ! Hahahah :D 9/10

Posted by diamondloveheart 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

i love twilight but i think this is pretty funny lol

Posted by GloriousShrestha 4 years, 1 month ago
+3 | +3 / -0

I expected more from the trailers but it was good.

Posted by StiviCompton 4 years, 1 month ago
+3 | +3 / -0

haha :D i am a huge twilight lover but this movie is awesome :) i've watched this sooo many times but i still laugh :D <3

Posted by ScenerySpin 4 years, 11 months ago
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I just watched this cuz I had time to kill. I didn't think I would sit thru the whole thing. I was expecting it to be just as terrible as epic movie, date movie, etc. But it was surprisingly mediocre. Not awful, not great..just ok. I can't say I'd watch it again though. I laughed several times and just recommended the movie to my sister who's a die hard Twilight fan. Better than I expected, then again I wasn't really expecting anything. :) BTW, was that Chelsea from That's So Raven? lol

Posted by DDforever2808 4 years, 11 months ago
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This movie was alright, definitely had it's funny moments. I still liked it though (:

Posted by ShatteredViolet12 2 years, 8 months ago
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this was so funny! I laughed my head off

Posted by mook13 3 years, 3 months ago
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You know why we're here.. You know who we are... "The black eyed peas?" LOL... best part of the movie.

Posted by vaish04 3 years, 5 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

I love twilight series but this was fun movie =))

Posted by lyro92 3 years, 7 months ago
+2 | +3 / -1

I thought this movie would be good because I didn't like twilight as much, but the trailer was much better then this movie. Didn't like it at all..

Posted by AnarchyxD 3 years, 7 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

it was an alright movie :) made me laugh

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Posted by aelita 3 years, 8 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

No Jacob's the best! *hit in the face w/ shovel!* Team Jacob bitch!

Posted by iviviv 3 years, 9 months ago
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I'm a vampire and I find this offensive! Nah I'm kidding, I just got down to watching this film and I found it really funny. I got every joke, just reminded me of Epic movie, Twilight style. 8/10

Posted by Sexy_Eyes 4 years ago
+2 | +2 / -0

Not as funny as I thought it would be, but it got a few laughs from me. 6/10

Posted by lanitana100 4 years, 1 month ago
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eh, it had some of its funny moments.

Posted by boihorror80 4 years, 1 month ago
+2 | +2 / -0

My BF Made Me Watch This, Totally Crazy Lame Funny, Good One Time Watch!!

Posted by emz86 4 years, 1 month ago
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this film was ok, not great tho, had some funny parts but could have been better 2/5

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