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Vampires Suck: A spoof of vampire-themed movies.

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Released: August 18, 2010
Runtime: 82 mins
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Director: Jason Friedberg
Actors: Arielle Kebbel Charlie Weber Dave Foley David DeLuise Diedrich Bader Ike Barinholtz Jeff Witzke Ken Jeong Krystal Mayo Matt Lanter Michael C 'Mike' Allen Michelle Lang Mike Mayhall Nedal Yousef Nick Gomez Randal Reeder Ryan Glorioso

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Posted by DitzyDaffy 2 months ago
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Didn't laugh once...

Posted by malaysiaboy 4 months ago
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Pretty good spoof. The jokes were funny and it's a nice way to spend some time.

Posted by LeMoustache 9 months ago
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Hahahaha I love this movie! I laughed so hard! 9/10

Posted by kryssysuicide 1 year, 1 month ago
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not even as a raining day weekend movie...maybe if your really bored....mmmeeehhhh not even then...i rate 1

Posted by Danielleex 1 year, 5 months ago
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I have watched this movie already so much! But its just really awesome (: I dont get the people who hate on this, if you don't like it, don't watch it? anyways, really good movie ! Hahahah :D 9/10

Posted by nph53 1 year, 5 months ago
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not bad, not bad. some funny topical jokes(tiger, the black eyed peas), but the teenage angst combined with the over acting made it worth watching. Matt Lanter(anakin skywalker) was really in the zone. fav lines: 'who are you? why are doing this? are you a natural red head? yes. that is so hot!'lol. 3/5

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Posted by cjames22dox 1 year, 6 months ago
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lolz team Jacob bitch, funny the first time i watched friggin lmao the second time around

Posted by Tegz 1 year, 8 months ago ( Edited 1 year, 8 months ago )
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The acting was good XD surprising. And I LOVE the ending lmao.

Posted by ShatteredViolet12 1 year, 9 months ago
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this was so funny! I laughed my head off

Posted by PopCornTheif 1 year, 10 months ago
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Funny silly satire in the Scary Movie style. Some really good laughs :)

Posted by loven89 1 year, 11 months ago
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Hahaha this should really be the real twilight!!! Friggin hilarious!!!

Posted by 90smovielover 1 year, 11 months ago
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hahahahaha!!! WOW! i like this bella better than the other twilight one! HOT DAM!! that was awsome. what an unexpected ending. TEAM SULLEN B****!

Posted by guitarrockinchick 1 year, 11 months ago
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I have to give this movie a 3/5 and for the soundtrack alone a 4/5! Really listen to the words of "teen angst mix" and you will roll off your chair laughing. Great for a one time watch, and I probably could watch this again if I were bored and wanted to make fun of Twilight more.

Posted by dani45 2 years ago
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so funny i loved it !

Posted by aaronbabet 2 years ago
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haha i do not care what ppl say i thought this movie was funny...corny but funny!

Posted by skipbeat1968 2 years, 1 month ago
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Funniest Movie Ever!!!!!! Watched it more than once!!!!! Definitely a MUST SEE!!!!

Posted by vyletterose 2 years, 2 months ago
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funny and stupid funny

Posted by Samm03x 2 years, 3 months ago
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hahaha love this movie (:

Posted by mook13 2 years, 4 months ago
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You know why we're here.. You know who we are... "The black eyed peas?" LOL... best part of the movie.

Posted by Bethhodge25 2 years, 4 months ago
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No matter what the critics say about this movie...its so dang funny. I laughed my butt off during the whole thing and had to rewatch it several times because I kept laughing and missed most of the other jokes. lol awesome movie 5/5

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