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Scary Movie 5: Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

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Released: April 12, 2013
Runtime: 86 mins
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Director: Malcolm D Lee
Actors: Ashley Tisdale Charlie Sheen Chris Elliott Heather Locklear Jasmine Guy Kate Walsh Katt Williams Lindsay Lohan Mike Tyson Molly Shannon Simon Rex Terry Crews

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Posted by bagman 1 year, 11 months ago
+441 | +736 / -295

well this was a waste of my time

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Posted by MDeluxe 1 year, 11 months ago ( Edited 1 year, 11 months ago )
+150 | +159 / -9

Okay, there is no longer any excuse for this. Each Scary Movie installment is as predictable as an episode of Thundercats. The entire SM franchise goes like this: 'What are we mocking today? Evil Dead? Insert fart joke! Insert pot-smoking joke! Drrhrr!' If you're still laughing at this paint-by-numbers bullshit, you must be the most boring, humorless, easy-to-impress person in the world. Utter garbage 1/5 (EDIT: Downvote all you want, idiots, you're probably the reason the Kardashians are still famous.)

Posted by 1slayer 1 year, 11 months ago
+86 | +120 / -34

at least it wasn't as bad as movie43

Posted by Tito1223e 1 year, 11 months ago
+80 | +97 / -17

This Movie Is Garbage!!

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Posted by steplittlejohn 1 year, 11 months ago
+67 | +198 / -131

Terrible Boring who through this shit together?

Posted by MovieKritik 1 year, 11 months ago ( Edited 1 year, 11 months ago )
+53 | +55 / -2

I have decided to give Scary Movie V a 5 out of 10, which rates it as Average among cinematic films. The story is the same as the others, for the most part. It has no new jokes, it isn't original, and quite frankly, it isn't that funny. It is better than Scary Movie 3 or 4, but not nearly as good as the two best ones, Scary Movie 1 and 2. Ever since the Wayans Brothers have left the Scary Movie franchise, it's been done. I believe it's time for the writers to move on to a new project. If your a fan of Scary Movie 3 or 4, than this movie is for you, otherwise I wouldn't recommend it.

Posted by spongeb0bsquare 1 year, 11 months ago
+43 | +45 / -2

movie blows 🐰🐰🐰

Posted by TragicWerewolf 1 year, 11 months ago
+42 | +129 / -87

It's.. Well different, Just don't go into watching this movie thinking it is the same thing as the other 4 movies. I though there were some funny parts, but there were also some pretty corny jokes in there, I guess just kinda keep an open mind and go with the flow. I think it might have been better if the Capture was better, or the quality, but hey you can't expect DVD quality from a Theater recording, For that it was pretty good, I might have missed some things because of the quality, fading in and out of focus at times, and the audio, well anyway. I recommend you give it a watch.. it is okay.. This Capture I would rate 4/10. Maybe that will change when we get a better quality Capture of it.

Posted by violetmoyo 1 year, 11 months ago
+41 | +44 / -3

Unbelieveably Awfulllllll cast terrible writing! 0/10 for me

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Posted by ugggumba 1 year, 11 months ago ( Edited 1 year, 11 months ago )
+22 | +26 / -4

Ahhhh AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH shit, cough cough, weeze, AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Funniest fucking movie of the year. Do NOT listen to the no humor commentors who dont know shit from shinola when it comes to what is funny . Dem kindof folks are too stuckup, who would piss and fall back in it. This movie rocks with so many comedic skits, they are too numerous to list. Grab a beer or twelve, get fucked up, then hit play. 5/5 tfp

Posted by Jessersz 1 year, 11 months ago
+21 | +22 / -1

they cant keep the scary movie franchise going without the old main charactors, atleast anna faris. This is a waste of millions of dollars that could have been used towards bettering the earth. I feel as though the movies really stopped being good at 3. Don't take my opinion though, it could very well be an intertaining movie for others.

Posted by jdknockwood 1 year, 11 months ago
+16 | +18 / -2

watched 25mins couldnt do anymore. 2/10

Posted by f0xypink 1 year, 11 months ago
+16 | +42 / -26

Worst Scary Movie Franchise. EVER!!!!!!!

Posted by 47forever 1 year, 11 months ago
+13 | +34 / -21

This is what they get for screwing over the Wayans lol

Posted by R2D2420 1 year, 11 months ago ( Edited 1 year, 11 months ago )
+12 | +12 / -0

15 min in I cant take anymore... and I can't rate after only watching 15 min... just terrible in my own oppinion i'm just shocked the camera didn't get up and walk out ;)

Posted by overfiend 1 year, 11 months ago ( Edited 1 year, 11 months ago )
+11 | +16 / -5

Wow, is this getting worst by the installment. And to wonder those actors got paid million for this Ludacris story. This is not even funny anymore. I want my 15 mins spent on this movie back

Posted by DocReeg 1 year, 10 months ago
+7 | +8 / -1

"The one with the cabin in the woods...No, the one with the cabin in the woods...No, the one with the cabin in the woods...No, the one with the cabin in the woods...No, the one with the cabin in the woods." Literally quoted directly from the movie. Garbage.

Posted by RUSSY901 1 year, 11 months ago
+6 | +9 / -3

yep...this movie suck balls lol?! I couldn't even watch it all the way thru?! jus plain terrible?!

Posted by azianbiatch 1 year, 11 months ago
+6 | +6 / -0

Not great. Only parody movie i enjoyed was a haunted house. Now that was funny!!

Posted by Mightyravendark 1 year, 11 months ago
+6 | +8 / -2

It was funny oh wow lmao i really didn't expect it to be this good without the wayans, but i was proved wrong lol

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