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Scary Movie 5: Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

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Released: April 12, 2013
Runtime: 86 mins
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Director: Malcolm D Lee
Actors: Ashley Tisdale Charlie Sheen Chris Elliott Heather Locklear Jasmine Guy Kate Walsh Katt Williams Lindsay Lohan Mike Tyson Molly Shannon Simon Rex Terry Crews

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Posted by TruthSeekerYgg 1 week ago
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IMDB has something completely different for the description, I don't know which one is right since I haven't seen it yet, but this is what IMDB has: Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. If the IMDB is accurate, then the description above needs changed.

Posted by ArcadeJinx 2 weeks ago
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I didn't even watched it till the end. It sucked sooo bad. Only reason I kept on watching longer than I wanted was for Katt Williams. When the franchise started, it was omething new. Those jokes and 'its funny because he hurt himself' scenes were funny back then. They are still doing the same material as in 2000! Plus, they just had to do that Paranormal Activity. That is been done so many times by now.

Posted by Tiagorthos 3 weeks ago
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Horrible movie, just purely terrible... As BAD as the literally mean of the word; BAD...BAD... SOOOOO BAD....... 2/20

Posted by EmoShadow13 6 months ago
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This movie was okay, had its laughs. They sure did put a lot of spoofs in this movie since its been 7 years since the last one. They had a lot of catching up to do. The bloopers at the end were really funny cause they were in a different language.

Posted by christianatl13 7 months ago
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This movie is about as good as the last of us.

Posted by Moonlightsilver 7 months ago
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This is the worst scary movie so far.. Sad.. really really sad..

Posted by PetelDoll 7 months ago
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I'm really disappointed about this film! Very disappointed 1/10

Posted by Sean_216 7 months ago
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I don't understand how you can even make a 5th scary movie without Cindy and Brenda!! This was total garbage, and it wasn't even a bit funny even when I was high! -5/10

Posted by 20000sitzlar 7 months ago
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Its not the best out of them all,but there was funny parts here and there 3/5

Posted by KianT9 7 months ago
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I've always been a big fan of the Scary Movie franchise... The first and second were my favorites! But, this one was just total garbage. The acting was terrible, there wasn't one funny part to the entire film and it was a waste of time even releasing a fifth movie. 1/10

Posted by XpEcTeD 7 months ago
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mike tyson woulda said GABAGE

Posted by theangelamber 7 months ago
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3/10 I thought this movie sucked. To be honest, the funniest part of the entire thing was the bloopers at the end. I love watching Bloopers anyway.

Posted by Ewan_Jnr 7 months ago
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just a waist of money and time movie 2/10

Posted by copey345 7 months ago
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It was an alright watch, but the others are way better 3/5

Posted by llcooljonas 7 months ago
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they've run this franchise into the ground and should have stopped after the last one. there were a few laughs, but not worth watching the entire movie for.

Posted by jameco 7 months ago
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well it s a waste of time ,not even funny 4/10 if that

Posted by eric_alexander 8 months ago
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Not as good as others.

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Posted by valdamirie 9 months ago
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This is fucking even worse than the other ones. a few minor laughs and thats it. imo not worth your time. 1/10

Posted by Angelcake2546 10 months ago
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I swear the house Jodie and her boyfriend move into is from the set of paranormal activity. I recognize the pots in the kitchen and the pool in the backyard.

Posted by USA12 10 months ago
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I had a few laughs, but I think they need to just give up on the Scary Movies now. Loved Katt Williams part though

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