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Ted: As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ratings: IMDB: 7.0/10 Metascore: 62% RT: 68%
Released: June 29, 2012
Runtime: 106 mins
Genres: Comedy Fantasy
Countries: USA
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Actors: Alex Borstein Bill Smitrovich Chris Cox Chris Palermo Danny Smith Ellen Becker-Gray Frankie Imbergamo Giovanni Ribisi Jeffrey Corazzini Jessica Stroup Joel McHale John Franchi John Viener Ken Murray Laura Vandervoort Mark Kubr Mark Wahlberg Matt Walsh Mike Henry Mila Kunis Nicole Signore Norah Jones Patrick Stewart Patrick Warburton Paul Campbell Ralph Garman Richard Pacheco Robert Wu Ryan Reynolds Sam J Jones Seth MacFarlane Stream Tom Skerritt

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Posted by Ashbw09 3 years, 9 months ago
+12 | +12 / -0

Use Movieshare.net link! Its the best so far!

Posted by rock0722 3 years, 10 months ago
+9 | +9 / -0

really really bad copy, can't wait for the good copies to come out

Posted by JB2unique 3 years, 6 months ago
+8 | +9 / -1

wasn't as funny as i'd originally thought. high or not.

Posted by ShmazetureuZ 3 years, 6 months ago
+7 | +7 / -0

Nothing is as powerful as a little boys wish... except for an Apache helicopter... omg. hillarious xD

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Posted by Pitboss68 3 years, 5 months ago
+6 | +6 / -0

Wasn't too sure, we expected pure shit, and they painted it gold. Surprisingly hilarious adult fantasy with some great 80's references and punchy humor. Way more than what I expected; honestly, did anyone expect the premise to really be any good? A hell of a lot better than most crap passing as comedy these days! Who knew? Recommended for pure ridiculous fun... 7/10.

Posted by Aleska 3 years, 6 months ago
+6 | +9 / -3

I dont quite understand why people find this movie so hilarious. Had few laughs but overall boring and overdone. When people try hard to be funny it turns out lame. 4/10

Posted by gdkool 3 years, 10 months ago
+6 | +7 / -1

If you like Family Guy, then you'll love this as well.

Posted by teetee815 1 year, 5 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

I kept passing up this movie. turns out I actually enjoyed it.

Posted by airababy 1 year, 11 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

omg , ted is so funny.. never ever in my life would imagine a cool rocking teddy bear like ted. such a fantasy :) GREAT MOVIE

Posted by _Gyarados_ 3 years, 5 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

Taylor Lautner LOL! Hahaha!

Posted by xeonzs 3 years, 6 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

I liked it, but didn't live up to the hype for me, 8.5/10

Posted by MizCutiePi 3 years, 8 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

OMG this movie is great! So hilarious, I haven't laughed this hard at a movie since the first Hangover came out lol 10/10

Posted by pokadot78 3 years, 10 months ago
+4 | +4 / -0

Funny ass movie, I could watch this again and again. Shame about the quaility of the movie, ah well i guess I'll wait for a proepr link in several weeks.

Posted by LadyButtercup 3 years, 10 months ago
+4 | +7 / -3

saw it in theaters and i must say so worth it! Laughed throughout now i want my own Ted!!

Posted by jidaalakel 1 year, 4 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

so funny but diffidently not for kids 5/5

Posted by Drocass 1 year, 5 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

Amazingly funny movie. Offensive comedy, probably not something to show your parents, or young kids lol.

Posted by murrlp 1 year, 7 months ago
+3 | +6 / -3

Overrated movie is overrated. 1/5

Posted by D_LysandraEggli63 2 years ago
+3 | +3 / -0

So stupid you gotta laugh. Anything with Mark Wahlberg is worth watching. Maybe this one 2 times. Flash-HA!, that was good. I give it a 7 out of 10

Posted by Siren_Hsia 3 years ago
+3 | +3 / -0

Interesting flick, not a movie I would usually go for, but hey, McFarlane directed it. It is more of a one time watch, but a fun one time watch.

Posted by eggnogonthebog 3 years, 3 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

10/10 Must see comedy. Laughs all the way through. Excellent story!

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