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Ted: As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ratings: IMDB: 7.0/10 Metascore: 62% RT: 68%
Released: June 29, 2012
Runtime: 106 mins
Genres: Comedy Fantasy
Countries: USA
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Actors: Alex Borstein Bill Smitrovich Chris Cox Chris Palermo Danny Smith Ellen Becker-Gray Frankie Imbergamo Giovanni Ribisi Jeffrey Corazzini Jessica Stroup Joel McHale John Franchi John Viener Ken Murray Laura Vandervoort Mark Kubr Mark Wahlberg Matt Walsh Mike Henry Mila Kunis Nicole Signore Norah Jones Patrick Stewart Patrick Warburton Paul Campbell Ralph Garman Richard Pacheco Robert Wu Ryan Reynolds Sam J Jones Seth MacFarlane Stream Tom Skerritt

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Posted by Ashbw09 3 years, 10 months ago
+11 | +12 / -1

Use Movieshare.net link! Its the best so far!

Posted by rock0722 3 years, 11 months ago
+8 | +9 / -1

really really bad copy, can't wait for the good copies to come out

Posted by JB2unique 3 years, 7 months ago
+7 | +9 / -2

wasn't as funny as i'd originally thought. high or not.

Posted by ShmazetureuZ 3 years, 8 months ago
+6 | +7 / -1

Nothing is as powerful as a little boys wish... except for an Apache helicopter... omg. hillarious xD

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Posted by Pitboss68 3 years, 6 months ago
+5 | +6 / -1

Wasn't too sure, we expected pure shit, and they painted it gold. Surprisingly hilarious adult fantasy with some great 80's references and punchy humor. Way more than what I expected; honestly, did anyone expect the premise to really be any good? A hell of a lot better than most crap passing as comedy these days! Who knew? Recommended for pure ridiculous fun... 7/10.

Posted by Aleska 3 years, 8 months ago
+5 | +9 / -4

I dont quite understand why people find this movie so hilarious. Had few laughs but overall boring and overdone. When people try hard to be funny it turns out lame. 4/10

Posted by gdkool 3 years, 11 months ago
+5 | +7 / -2

If you like Family Guy, then you'll love this as well.

Posted by teetee815 1 year, 6 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

I kept passing up this movie. turns out I actually enjoyed it.

Posted by airababy 2 years ago
+3 | +4 / -1

omg , ted is so funny.. never ever in my life would imagine a cool rocking teddy bear like ted. such a fantasy :) GREAT MOVIE

Posted by srembe 3 years, 5 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

not as good as i thought it would be but still 7/10

Posted by AHA12 3 years, 5 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

The movie is overall funny. I wasn't expecting anything more. It was so funny when he started saying all those names lol. I give it a 8/10.

Posted by solim 3 years, 6 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

This movie was the s**t in every way. Its that Family Guy comedy incorporated in a real life movie. The dialogue had me crying of laughter at some parts along with Seth and Mark making a good comedy duo. Watch this movie ASAP, I give it 8/10.

Posted by _Gyarados_ 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

Taylor Lautner LOL! Hahaha!

Posted by xeonzs 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

I liked it, but didn't live up to the hype for me, 8.5/10

Posted by Olivia_hope 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

none of the links work for me :( putlocker or sockshare would be reaallllyy appreciated pleasseeeeeeee

Posted by TopNotchStoner 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

Why do all of you dumfuks go into this movie with the expectation that it will be like Family Guy? Sure, there are some similarities, but you have to allow it to stand on it's own to appreciate it, just like any movie that isn't a continuation or part of a trilogy/saga. Put Family Guy out of your mind and enjoy the movie for what it is.

Posted by myselfandi 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

Very good and very funny movie a must watch! 5/5

Posted by mavila87 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +4 / -1

I don't care what these ppl on here say. This movie was hilarious. It will keep you laughing till the end.

Posted by DutchAssessor 3 years, 7 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

Great movie, definatly worth watching. Had a few good laughs aswell. 7/10

Posted by dougdlux 3 years, 8 months ago
+3 | +3 / -0

Good movie. Very funny, of course it reminds you of Family Guy, what Seth MacFarlane movie or show doesn't. Semi Spoiler, also the best part was the oh so familiar legendary epic fight scene that MacFarlane is known for creating. 8/10.

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