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Ted: As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Released: June 29, 2012
Runtime: 106 mins
Genres: Comedy Fantasy
Countries: USA
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Actors: Alex Borstein Bill Smitrovich Chris Cox Chris Palermo Danny Smith Ellen Becker-Gray Frankie Imbergamo Giovanni Ribisi Jeffrey Corazzini Jessica Stroup Joel McHale John Franchi John Viener Ken Murray Laura Vandervoort Mark Kubr Mark Wahlberg Matt Walsh Mike Henry Mila Kunis Nicole Signore Norah Jones Patrick Stewart Patrick Warburton Paul Campbell Ralph Garman Richard Pacheco Robert Wu Ryan Reynolds Sam J Jones Seth MacFarlane Stream Tom Skerritt

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Posted by missy87 5 days ago
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6/10 was funny but i found ted to be extremely annoying. wouldnt watch it again. Once was enough for me...

Posted by airababy 1 month ago
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omg , ted is so funny.. never ever in my life would imagine a cool rocking teddy bear like ted. such a fantasy :) GREAT MOVIE

Posted by D_LysandraEggli63 1 month ago
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So stupid you gotta laugh. Anything with Mark Wahlberg is worth watching. Maybe this one 2 times. Flash-HA!, that was good. I give it a 7 out of 10

Posted by devastatinq 2 months ago
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I was very neutral at first, but I really loved this film. Recommend watching it. It's bound to cheer you up. 5/5

Posted by Pfluger 2 months ago
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It's hard to tell explain to the kids the talking teddy bear is not a movie for children. It's a much more funny than I thought it would be.

Posted by sblanco7 2 months ago
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Movie was great a must watch. Hope a sequel is done.

Posted by HandsomeDevil_23 3 months ago
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now i know it's beyond dispute that the fight scene in 'they live', involving roddy piper vs keith david, is the greatest fight scene ever captured on film, but ted vs marky mark without the funky bunch comes in at a very close second.

Posted by ConnieandAnn 4 months ago
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This movie was so funny, especially when he said the thunder song! Not an ideal for kids. But the teddy in this movie was awesome. I gave it. 5 points for laughter and good times.

Posted by Ashleighkkk 5 months ago
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It is funny and i love Ted! but wasn't that good to me 7/10. I wanted to punch that young boy and his dad in the face

Posted by justified_to_kill 5 months ago
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Ted is beyond hilarious. If bad language is not your thing, pass. On the surface of sheer entertainment value, Ted is a bit much for a bear. The humor is ridiculously funny. Did I say it was shockingly funny from the first viewing. Who knew a bear could be like this. Look at him, he's sitting on the couch with a beer in his hand. This is not your ordinary Teddy bear!

Posted by JOKERS_WILD 5 months ago
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Funny and entertaining with strong leads but has a few moments that are unjustifiable. Watch if you can bypass some problematic humour.

Posted by leazaric 6 months ago
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I loved this movie!!!!! I would watch this over and over again. Super hilarious and a lovely heartfelt story. Full of laughs and great emotion. Great cast and plot and everything about it was amazing! 10/10 :D new favorite!

Posted by TBNRfrags 7 months ago
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Is it weird that i didn't laugh during this movie ? aha

Posted by jim0610 7 months ago
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i want that cool teddy~ well except inviting hookers in my apartment and shiit on the floor...

Posted by BerryCrush 1 year, 1 month ago
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I'm not a comedy fan but somehow that innocent teddy caught my attention. Oops My bad ! Ted and Mark Wahlberg are so hilarious !! Mila Kunis is amazing too ! Totally enjoyed watching this movie ! 7/10

Posted by Siren_Hsia 1 year, 2 months ago
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Interesting flick, not a movie I would usually go for, but hey, McFarlane directed it. It is more of a one time watch, but a fun one time watch.

Posted by bushman2011 1 year, 2 months ago
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awesome flick 8/10

Posted by misssmithy1990 1 year, 2 months ago
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love this moving 10/10

Posted by ernezt_007 1 year, 2 months ago
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great! great! great! great! movie!!!!! 12/10

Posted by perspire4a 1 year, 2 months ago
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interesting and really funny movie. a must watch : )

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