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Two and a Half Men: Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.

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Title: Pilot
Air Date: September 22, 2003
Runtime: 30 mins
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Angus T Jones Ashton Kutcher Charlie Sheen Conchata Ferrell Holland Taylor Jon Cryer Marin Hinkle

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Two and a Half Men ( S1 E1 ) Comments

Posted by CGF1991 1 year, 2 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

the girl charlie was with played in true blood Pam.

Posted by Ravengal101 2 years, 9 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

So I decided to start this from the very beginning. Got a llloooonnnnggg way to go.

Posted by en0nym0us 3 years, 11 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

Warning! Do not eat while watching this show! You may puke from laughing so hard! 5/5!

Posted by Ajyoung 4 years ago
+2 | +2 / -0

IT ALL BEGINS HERE

Posted by paty22 4 years, 9 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

best show ever!

Posted by Ben17tom 6 years, 2 months ago
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one of the best comedy shows ever created!! =) kudos to Charlie sheen!! =D

Posted by DJBOOM 6 years, 10 months ago
+2 | +2 / -0

Probebly remains one of the funniest TV shows i've ever watched, almost matches the simpsons, Anything with charlie Sheen is just bound to be hillarious. (Besides Navy Seals)

Posted by MGuci 2 years, 9 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

This was hilarious :) hope it goes on like this

Posted by Blackanator218 2 years, 10 months ago
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This was the funniest episode that I have seen in a long time.

Posted by SithLord_Syxx 3 years, 5 months ago
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so this is how it started

Posted by MrGianni300 3 years, 9 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

when a show goes really far, its always best to look at its origin

Posted by leorshadia 3 years, 10 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

love it (pilot)

Posted by arcond_jonathon 3 years, 11 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

very fuuny show

Posted by MoogyLookinGoober 4 years, 10 months ago
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I miss Charlie so much Im gonna watch the show from the start again.

Posted by godishkhk1 5 years, 4 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

this IS the best show ever!!

Posted by Row_Sweet_Girl 5 years, 5 months ago
+1 | +1 / -0

Love this show.

Posted by BOB010 6 years, 1 month ago
+1 | +1 / -0

one of my favorite shows

Posted by jubes4280 2 years, 2 months ago
+0 | +2 / -2

Outside of Seinfeld which is the best comedy sitcom of all time, I would have to say Two and a half men would be my second favorite comedy sitcom of all time.

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