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ermmm. can't really tell you much about me. just can only say... get to know me! i never know what to say in these things without being sarcastic lol.
Go see Harry Potter!
Have a good weekend!
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it, Daddy.'**
**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming pool? ...........**
**Is this 486-5731?'*
*No, I think you have the wrong number.........
Allright... Here it finally is! It's finally published as an ebook and is available at: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/49222
It will also be available as a paperback in the early summer! Thanks for your interest, and I promise I'll finally stop babbling about it! lol ('cause now I'm working on the sequel... mooohooohahaahaahaaaah!)
Hey im from Eng, I can't sleep, I never can lol
hi there sexy
heya u okie? x
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