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I am from a little town in scotland called cowdenbeath in the kingdom of fife with a population of about 15 thousand check out my photos i have more than a few photos of the sites i have visited and seen of this great country of scotland all on my camping/fishing trips,i am a typical scotsman 6ft 3 inches tall i weigh 219 pounds with ginger hair,i love fishing and fishing/camping trips on the bonnie bonnie banks of the lochs of scotland i like making up playlists in catagories like u would find in a library for to help folks to get to what kind of specific genre of film/documentary they like thus making it quick and easy to find,,send me a friends request anytime i always accept hope u enjoy my playlists and message me anytime about anything,thanks for reading
my main hobbys are bodybuilding, fishing and camping and im a scotsman so drinking whiskey aswell lol
K 4 U COME BCK SOON
is this the reason?
Hope u will be back soon!!!
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray- haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Naughty boy, why did you get banned?
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"
As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
Miss you Scottish
uga uga said hello!!! I HAVE A LOT OF POST THAT MAKE MY WALL SO COOL THANKS ALL TO YOU I AM SO GREAT FULL OF HAVING SUC=H A WONDERFULL FRIENDS!! I HAVE BEEN HIGHCKING UP ON BIG BEAR MOUNTAINS AND ITS HAVE BEEN GREAT SOME ROCKET MAN ADVENTURES FOR YOU MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS!!
HEALTH AND FORTUNE!
uga uga said hello my good friend scotish what hell from muted to outcast damm my friend hope your exile wont be for loong miss your jokes and good things you bring to the site and whit out you here who is going to keep the English from taking over the world lol hope you get back soon my friend !
uga uga said hello !! it has been a good starting year i love cats its meow time yeah!!!
health and fortune!!
OMG what happened?
What???!! Banned? *smh* Awww..Scotchman sorry hun <3
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