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I HOPE THE ONES THAT ARE HEARTLESS ARENT THE ONES WHO ONCE CARED TOO MUCH!(MUAH)
- A little late for this...sorry
A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"
"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
you did it! ty for the wallpost
Nyah, from the states... I just dig the British accents and humor.
Thanks for being my very first friend on LMWT.. *YaaaaaaaaaaY*
Thanks for add !
thank you for the add
Thanks for the recommendation and the karma I'll check the movie out for sure
k+ Thanks for friendy friending me
Hey Thanks for the friend request. +k for you :]
+5k for addin me up
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