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Hey Hi Guys im a 45 year old guy who suffers from Bi Polar WHICH KINDA SUCKS But the good times are amazing
Watching horror thriller films But i can be a real wimp at times so some films I end up watching the back of my eye lids
Thinking of you Markiemark and sending out good vibes. Can't give you K yet... so I'll leave a little pressie. Keep well, mate.
On Mother's Day, a police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
Hi MarieMark, +5K to 231 and hope you're having a good day.
Very much an original.He will be missed.We seem to have lost quite a few celebrities in the last few months. Are there truly more dying or am I just noticing them more?
I had a lot of bunny artwork left over from Easter. Forgive me.
We are neighbors, Markiemark, so I wanted to bid well wishes for today and a wonderful night.
Greetings from Ireland, Markie. Hope you're well! I cannot give any K today, but will be back! Take care and all the best!
gday mate, thanks for the friendship request, I know you cant send wp's, drop by anytime, plus K for you too!!
Tech humor at its best! (funny oldie)
A woman wrote to tech support,
and their reply is a stroke of genius.
This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions: How do you maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?
She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with a response.
Bright Side welcomes you to read these emails. This correspondence changed her life, and can possibly change yours.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Shall we jump up and make the most of our extra day? Or shall we just chill?
The Graduate Student
A nicely dressed young man goes into a classy lounge, takes a seat at the bar and orders a drink. A few minutes later a very nicely put-together young lady comes in, takes a seat two stools down and smiles at the young man. The young man asks politely if he could buy her a drink.
The young lady responds in a very loud voice: "MOTEL?"
The lounge goes silent and the young man, totally embarassed, just looks straight ahead.
A few minutes later the young man glances at the girl and she smiles again.
The young man says to her, "Excuse me miss, you must have misunderstood me, I only asked if I could buy you a drink."
The gal says in an even louder voice: "MOTEL??"
The lounge goes absolutely silent and the young man sees everyone staring at him. All he wants to do is find a hole, crawl in it and die.
About 5 minutes later the gal reaches over and touches his arm and says, "You seem like a very nice young man. I'm so sorry if I embarrassed you, let me explain. I'm doing graduate work in Psychology and I'm researching the effects of stimulus and response. I hope you understand."
The young man smiles and says "Actually, I do understand." And in a very loud voice says: "FIFTY DOLLARS???"
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