jokerbane Do you really know what its like to be truly demented. I do

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My ultimate goal is world domination of the military industrial complex, through control of printed and electronically stored documents.
Exceptionally good with sarcastic, smart ass remarks.
Able to sit in my chair for extended periods of time without much numbness or fatigue.
Invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adapted by sales slackers everywhere.
Completed the "Jersey Shore" MTV marathon without any training whatsoever.
When I win the lottery, I plan to run for the U.S. Senate in Ohio and incoherently yell all of my speeches at whatever audience I can find.
I'm invisible to women.
More patient than I should be with people who are stupid.
Can differentiate between "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter" and real dairy butter.

Hobbies:

Statistics- 50% of the people in the United States have a below average understanding of statistics. I want to change this. Procrastination- When I get more time, I would like to really study and understand why people avoid unpleasant tasks. Stand Up Comedy- I actually did this for a while, but I needed to get a real job, away from the bars. Public Speaking- After a bunch of reflection, I think I actually boiled down and told everyone why i was 2 I had a big bruise on my penis until I was 4. I am willing to pretty much tell any audience as long as they laugh at my jokes and buy me a good lunch. Bad Reality TV- Which is pretty much all reality TV, I guess. Golf- Playing it, not watching it.- Invite me- I will not beat you. Fishing-Smallmouth Bass specifically.
Groups and Associations:
A Ohio judicial restraining order prevents me from outlining any of my groups and associations to anyone in WI, IL, MN, IA, MI, AR, MS and/or WA. If you are not in one of these states, I can mention some of my "known associates" as the ATF, DEA, and FBI call them. Columbus Business Alliance (they might pretend not to know who I am after the Christmas Party 2010 incident, but they already renewed my menbership for the year) Metropolitan Columbus Area Chamber of Commerce ( I am still allowed to go to their meetings unless they are held at the Hilton or COSI for reasons unrelated to the MMAC or its affilaites) Member of Alum Creek Homeowners Association and the neighborhood watch. (Really!)



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