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whats the crack people me im just ur normal 29year old irish man i have 3 beautiful kids a 11year old boy 2 girls 1 is 6 and the baby is 9 months months old :)

IRELAND HOME SWEET HOME ... � When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over, � If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight, � 'Fu*k off' means 'Are you serious?', ... ... � The person that you insult most is probably your best friend, � Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't, � "Fu*k it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properl...y, � 'Hes fond of a drink' means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism, � Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days, � Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals', � 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything, � The best cure for a hangover is more drink, � Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus', � 'Meeting' has a double meaning, � Tea is the solution to every problem, � And water is the solution to every GAA injury, � "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late, � We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park, � You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner', � GAA is considered religion, � Its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult, � Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation, � Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time, � You're scared of the wooden spoon, � The word 'like' goes in every sentence, � You can say "Any crack' to a garda/police and you won't get arrested, � 'The dogs' bollocks' means something is brilliant!

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first off the top off my head id have 2 say partying 2nd that would be drinking 3rd waiting to do the first2 lol
ABOUT IRELAND: JOKES

When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!


Paddy was shaving when he knocked the mirror off the shelf and it fell to the floor and it cracked across the middle. Paddy gazed in horror. 'Bejabbers, I've cut my throat,' he gasped.





"Ah, good morning, Mrs. Murphy, and how is everything?"
"Sure and I'm having a great time of it between my husband and the fire. If I keep my eye on the one, the other is sure to go out."


Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.
Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third.
'What's wrong with the nails?' he asked.
'Sure the heads are at the wrong end.'
'You are stupid you idiot, can't you see they are for the other side of the house!.


Paddy Was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go, he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it. Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Paddy then opened, 'what do you think you are doing? asked the policeman in a sharp tone, 'Sure I'm having me tea break, replied Paddy, 'And what do you work at? asked the policeman, 'Agh shure I deliver bridges,! smiled Paddy!


Finnegans wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning him. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said Finnegan.


Why did God invent whiskey? So the Irish would never rule the world.


Two farmers were driving their tractor down the middle of a country road. A car comes around the corner backs hard to avoid them , skids, tumbles twice and land in a field. Jimmy say to Eamonn it's just as well we got out of that field.


Seamus do you understand French, I do if its spoken in Irish


Two Irishmen had just won $5000,000 in a lottery. Having a pint in a pub Tim say to Sean, what about all them beggin letters, Sean replies, we'll just keep sending them.


O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"


An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".


An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."


The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?" Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!



St Patricks Day


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