Toni_Jay "The best way out is always through"-Robert Frost
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If you want to be butt hurt by my comments, be as butt hurt as you want. I DON'T CARE. Just keep it moving. Find something else to occupy your time than to hunt down those that don't agree with you.
+5 kudos, thanks for the comment. I will give it a chance past 5 episodes and see, ha.
Hey, Wishin you the best on this Blessed Sunday
The Hotel Bill
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the manager.
The manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the manager replied.
No matter what amenity the manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is for $50.00."
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't f#&k with senior citizens....
The Dying Art of Proofreading
These were actual headlines lol.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
(This one got caught by a reader who called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
They put in a correction the next day.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(Really? You think?)
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(Now that's taking things a bit far!)
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy!)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION!)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial!)
War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect!)
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought!)
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something!)
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?)
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge!)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Weren't they big enough?!)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
(That's what he gets for eating those beans!)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Um...did I read that right?)
You Nail RHOBH Tonight! Kudos
+5 kudos for your Lost Girl comments. I too find it increasingly nonsensical---and that's saying something for an already deliberately-nutty fantasy show. It's like a roomful of drunks have been doing the writing; can't make heads or tails of any of it. I only watch now for the glimpses of the gorgeous man-wolf, Dyson LOL.
hey hun +5k to you 40-45 have a blessed eek!!!!
K+ for your comment on revenge. Couldnt agree more.
your very welcome i also left you a message i hope it helps
for saying what i couldn't figure out how to ahs review
[img] Hope you are doing fine
+5k just because
what i said on the most recent episode? i was saying that random chick is gonna end up being bonnie's sister and they're going to figure that out and somehow bonnie or she will figure out how to contact each other. then because it's a bennett spell that caused bonnie and damon to be there and her sister is a bennett (though...don't know if that would actually work since i think it's the mothers line not the fathers...)anyway, she will be able to undo the spell or do the loophole rather. so then they'll figure out how to make that work and then they'll get bonnie and damon back in the normal world. but elenag gonna be all 'eww' about damon because alaric took her memories but he's gonna be so frickin happy to see her. so hopefully alaric can give them back or shenanigans will ensue. now of course this is just my assumption/guess as to what will happen.
That may be true. But still I have this 'thing' that if she does hear from anyone else, she might find out something. Even though they are the best at what they do. Some people do skip over things or fail to see things in plain sight. To tell you the truth, If I was taking her class and she did pick on only those particular students, I would probably drop her class and go with someone else. There is always another teacher that they may consider 'second best'. But with a great team, they might be able to crack the case as well as others. That's just my theory. I'm just really enjoying the show and seeing the big picture.
Thanks for the post! Very informative!!
+5karma Nolan DOES look like Sonic. Revenge, I thought the premise could only play so far without becoming farcical. Like most US shows, unfortunately, the writers never thought beyond selling the first 13 episodes. I think the most important question should be 'How is this going to end?'
+5 karma, I always see your comments on the shows I watch
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