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Hey Hi Guys im a 45 year old guy who suffers from Bi Polar WHICH KINDA SUCKS But the good times are amazing
Watching horror thriller films But i can be a real wimp at times so some films I end up watching the back of my eye lids
Kudos for you.
Dropping by to say hi! :]
IRISH GHOST STORY
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's supposedly true.
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other:
"Look Paddy...there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!"
A husband suspects that his wife is fooling around on him, so he hires a private investigator to trail her.
Two weeks later the private investigator comes into the husband's office, takes out a flash drive, and plugs it into the husband's computer.
The PI presses a button, and there's the husband's wife romping in the sand and surf with a tall, dark handsome man.
The PI presses another button and there is the husband's wife with the same guy at a nightclub, drinking and dancing and carrying on.
The PI pushes the button again and there again is the wife with her lover, skinny dipping and carrying on.
The husband says, "I can't believe what I'm seeing."
The PI responds, "Sir, I assure you I took the videos myself, they were not doctored."
The husband says again, "I just can't believe what I'm seeing."
The PI says, "Sir, it's right in front of you, what's not to believe?"
The husband says, "I can't believe my wife could be so much fun."
Have a spectacular weekend!
Kudos for you.
It's the little things that make life worthwhile.
May your life be full of them. Have a great weekend! ~~~MEL~~~
Objet : LE PAPE ET LES BELLE-MÈRES/THE POPE ON MOTHERS-IN-LAW
FROM A FRIEND IN OTTAWA.
This is too funny! Yet, perhaps one of the reasons why Pope Francis is the "Pope of the People" instead of the curia! How 'human' he is! Enjoy!
Hard to believe this funny video came from the Pope
Yes, that was " The Pope ......."
LAST KNOWN LIVING 9/11 RESCUE DOG GETS EPIC BIRTHDAY IN NEW YORK CITY
Bretagne and her owner, Denise Corliss, were members of Texas Task Force 1 before Bretagne's retirement. They helped with rescue efforts for the 9/11 terror attacks, Hurricane Katrina and more. To honor her service, some of New York's biggest dog lovers decided to make Bretagne's birthday special this year. Her Sweet Sixteen Birtday.
A very nice video of her day.
Why Teachers Continue to Drink Heavily
The following questions were in last year's GED examination (These are genuine answers):
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (I love this one!)
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (WT?)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
(That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday, and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.
Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Macy's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up, and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties.
Unaware of this, the guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.
All my love.
p.s. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
Kudos for you MarkieMark
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