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I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.
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The Blonde Mortician
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in navy blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a navy blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a very elegant navy blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician gives her back the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite navy blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde replies, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive navy blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing an elegant black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.
....so I just switched the heads.'
It has been a while! Hope this makes you smile!
Just dropping off some +k on my way by.
my late Thanksgiving post lol. hope you had a good Thanksgiving
If Only Women Trusted Their Husbands
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...for example...
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
Happy Halloween my friends! Have a safe holiday
Happy Halloween T, miss you a bunch
IRISH GHOST STORY
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's supposedly true.
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other:
"Look Paddy...there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!"
been a long time since i seen you plus k for you
A husband suspects that his wife is fooling around on him, so he hires a private investigator to trail her.
Two weeks later the private investigator comes into the husband's office, takes out a flash drive, and plugs it into the husband's computer.
The PI presses a button, and there's the husband's wife romping in the sand and surf with a tall, dark handsome man.
The PI presses another button and there is the husband's wife with the same guy at a nightclub, drinking and dancing and carrying on.
The PI pushes the button again and there again is the wife with her lover, skinny dipping and carrying on.
The husband says, "I can't believe what I'm seeing."
The PI responds, "Sir, I assure you I took the videos myself, they were not doctored."
The husband says again, "I just can't believe what I'm seeing."
The PI says, "Sir, it's right in front of you, what's not to believe?"
The husband says, "I can't believe my wife could be so much fun."
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