Thistle what's on your mind?
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I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.
Do not post animated .gifs on my wall please!
love your name..it reminds me of the place i wish to see someday
Thanks too for the birthday gift Thistle. It's tough for me to share chocolate cake, but if he hurries up there's still plenty left
Thank you too for the Brazilian pool boy, I am waiting for him to arrive at any time now!
"Somebody said that as you get older you become the person you always should have been" - David Bowie
I think I like that idea a lot! I had to share.
seriously..i'm not a troll..and i never ever want to be on a mod's radar
me too she was chasing her tail in circles and i missed it lol
this is what alice likes to do, right at my feet lol
stole this from Rose's wall, because i just had to! lol
*10,696 to 10,701* Kudos! Wow! and thank you for your assistance!
Tech humor at its best! (funny oldie)
A woman wrote to tech support,
and their reply is a stroke of genius.
This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions: How do you maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?
She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with a response.
Bright Side welcomes you to read these emails. This correspondence changed her life, and can possibly change yours.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
+5k and thanks for the help!
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