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Ted: As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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Ratings: IMDB: 7.0/10 Metascore: 62% RT: 68%
Released: June 29, 2012
Runtime: 106 mins
Genres: Comedy Fantasy
Countries: USA
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Actors: Alex Borstein Bill Smitrovich Chris Cox Chris Palermo Danny Smith Ellen Becker-Gray Frankie Imbergamo Giovanni Ribisi Jeffrey Corazzini Jessica Stroup Joel McHale John Franchi John Viener Ken Murray Laura Vandervoort Mark Kubr Mark Wahlberg Matt Walsh Mike Henry Mila Kunis Nicole Signore Norah Jones Patrick Stewart Patrick Warburton Paul Campbell Ralph Garman Richard Pacheco Robert Wu Ryan Reynolds Sam J Jones Seth MacFarlane Stream Tom Skerritt

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Posted by BlueCity23 3 years, 11 months ago
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very funny movie 10/10

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Posted by leox 3 years, 11 months ago
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Hahahaha! DUDE, Seth Macfarlane Rocks! Those fucking awesome rude offensive jokes keeps getting better each minutes. Can't agree but to say, this movies was super hilarious! One of my best top comedies! Hail to Seth! .. and Mila (Gosh I love her)

Posted by DVO 3 years, 11 months ago
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Loved it! Seth McFarlane is awesome.

Posted by xSOD 3 years, 11 months ago
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I hate when they put watermarks on these

Posted by onedirection18 3 years, 11 months ago
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Such a funny movie!! :) 10/10

Posted by lee_omar 3 years, 11 months ago
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Such a movie, it's more than funny, I had a good time watching it and as I see almost everyone had a good time with it, although I wouldn't say it's for kids, good movie ;)

Posted by abcDANA 3 years, 11 months ago
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was a laugh but i dont think its as funny as everyone makes out :/

Posted by goody41 3 years, 11 months ago
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funny movie laughable moments,but still good.

Posted by mAx_snow 3 years, 11 months ago
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really funny movie, worth watching.

Posted by BrittBetchslap 3 years, 11 months ago
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Weird...yet, satisfying. 7/10

Posted by Aitezaz 3 years, 11 months ago
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A good one 10/10

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Posted by ToothyBoy11 3 years, 11 months ago
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BEST MOVIE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD so funny LOL

Posted by acuthcrenth 3 years, 11 months ago
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to be honest it's not as funny as people said.

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Posted by dre420 4 years ago
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great movie ha alot of funny shit 10/10

Posted by saphyra 4 years ago
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Tears ran out of my eyes from laughter...amazing movie!!5/5

Posted by i_Wobble 4 years ago
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It was Flash Gordon! in the words of Jobe from Areested Developement, "COME ON!" She completely over reacted......

Posted by TheG 4 years ago
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best comedy of 012, i thought it was going to be a lot more crazy, u can still feel that Seth MacFarlane played it safe like it was made for tv or something, he could've done a lot more crazy jokes but he didn't, it's a great watch, really funny, great great movie!

Posted by Patrick1906 4 years ago
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This movie wa awesome.. It has been a long time since i have seen such a good comedy movie...Nice one...4/5

Posted by notroy56 4 years ago
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Funniest movie I've seen in theater in a long time, had to watch it again! Most of the regular cast of Family Guy (I counted at least 7 in the credits) plus at least 2 or 3 of the guest stars. Not Seth Green though, too bad...

Posted by mjvg1904 4 years ago
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version 22 is not DVD quality!

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