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18:37skys0250: Not here oldoxford:
18:37HardCorps: at your local post office, oldox
18:37Daugenburg: its out!
18:36oldoxford: pls where can I find friends with benefit
11:00Ixche: never eating a hershey ever again
10:59calmlybleeding: ....they will lead you to the how to watch movies link.
10:59calmlybleeding: there is a small person with goat legs there, and fairy princess.
10:59livab: yeahhh cool, thanks
10:59Ixche: calmly should i scrunch or fold my toilet paper ? which is the best version
10:58calmlybleeding: close your eyes, and imagine you are in a wonderful grotto
11:05calmlybleeding: i had four choices of coffee to choose from this morning.... i should've chose columbian as usual, instead of alice in wonderland brew.
11:05jasdelaluna: LOL @static
11:05static_contraband: Are you just dunking your entire head into vats of paint thinner these days,calmy?
11:05skys0250: and a laugh like fran dresher
11:05jasdelaluna: mmm i concur dniella. fried unicorn for everyone
11:05Valinoth: and horns
11:04daniella6706: unicorns are tastie
17:59Valinoth: no this site only has shitty movies
02:30goddammit: was it a clean game
02:29calmlybleeding: was watching a hockey game the other day, there was a referee named pierre shampoo...lol
00:44Rob_Apples: who is your daddy and what does he do?
02:20TheFvckUp: It just isn't a get-together until someone pulls a tuck job. Everyone should try it.
02:19KingSmokalot: oh.. no.. she was a big fat girl..
02:18Distracted: It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.
02:18TheFvckUp: Of course, Mojo. Be jealous, it's OK.
02:18goddammit: that'l scare the mother in law away
02:18Mojo: Do you use a basket to pass food at the dinner table; because if so then I am jealous now
02:17Distracted: I wish my guy did that for me.
02:17TheFvckUp: Everytime I have a family get-together, we take turns doing the scene. Fun times, I must say. Although, I do it the best. Thank you.
02:16Distracted: I lol'd.
02:16goddammit: must make a skin suit
02:16TheFvckUp: Of course, Always do it for my girlfriend. She loves it.
02:16Mojo: I just unconsciously closed my robe tighter.....
02:16Distracted: I bet you play it out too, amirite?
02:15TheFvckUp: I watch this everynight before I go to sleep.
02:15Distracted: That's sexy.
02:15Mojo: There ya go
02:15Distracted: Stunning mangina.
02:15TheFvckUp: Beautiful. What a beautiful scene, in all it's tucking glory.
02:14Distracted: It's amazing.
02:14TheFvckUp: Hahah..me and my girlfriend were talking about that scene last night.
02:13Distracted: While you dance to Goodbye, Horses
02:13Distracted: Do the scene from 'Silence of the Lambs'. "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
02:13goddammit: yeah like that 1 lol
02:13TheFvckUp: The pink one? I always thought it looked prettiest on you, goddammit.
02:12goddammit: oh no its monday-gotta stoop wearing mothers dress
02:12Distracted: I'm sure you look very handsome with it.
02:12TheFvckUp: Well now I know you're a female.
02:11goddammit: me too
02:11Distracted: I'm out of red lipstick :o
02:10TheFvckUp: Seemed like the right moment to pull it out of the dusty archives of my mind.
02:10Mojo: Bromance; haven't heard that one in a while lol
02:09goddammit: or a song coming on
02:09Mojo: Yeah, I have it above my writing desk, its eased me out of some tight corners lol
02:09TheFvckUp: I feel a bromance stirring.
02:08therealnobody: great motto, bro
02:08Mojo: I've always liked this as a motto: "If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it."
20:08 Bantamflex: sorry rubi, i dont like men, they smell all musty and are all hairy, you try and stop me eating cake
20:10 Bantamflex: yeah, girls smell better. generally, but when a girl is stinky. oh dear
20:10 calmlybleeding: gender smells, wonderful conversation.
20:12 Rob_Apples: i just threw up in my mouth
01:57karloff1904: i dont
01:57karloff1904: yeah i layd in that bed for months man and i said ill run every day!!
01:57Rob_Apples: gerard butler is snake
01:57Rob_Apples: sooo. heres the news for escape from newyork remake
01:56Rob_Apples: i really just want to go for a run. you have no idea
01:56man_bear_pig: wow..the stuff looks increibly dumb
01:56karloff1904: good man
16:11goddammit: hello jesus
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